Offensive Public Hair Found!

For Blacker Media

Written by

Anonymous

I'm not a good food guide or food critic in any sense of the word. But, yesterday, I was at ASDA restuarant and ordered the mushroom stroganoff with chips.

I sat down, and started chowing through the meal, and half way through I see some thing shiny and black. I stick my fork in it, and slowly but surely, pull out what could only be a black pubic hair.

I gagged. I felt sick. Distressed. This was in the sauce of the meal I was eating. I left immediately - with out complaining - in shock.

You see, the food court has a line of food under a sneeze barrier but open for all the public to see, touch, throw poison or pubic hair in to the sauce, and so forth. Basically, my point is, why? Why not restrict access to the food so only ASDA workers can handle it?

At least this way you will not be eating pubic lice which some be gruntalled ex employee has thrown in the sauce.

I informed every one I knew of the offending pubic hair - at college, work, and all Internet sites (including this blog) that I found a pubic hair in my food at ASDA. I am pretty sure the bad publicity I gave far outweighs any compensation I would have received.

In my most honest opinion of ASDA health and safety aspects - do not eat there unless you risk being poisoned.